craig in fics: i’m so tormented and broken and i smoke cigarettes i’m such a fucking delinquent. also i’m smooth af.
craig irl: hey tweek can u hold stripe while i try and chug this entire can of doctor pepper in one go also i love you
craig is a dorky boyfriend who tries to impress tweek all the time and usually ends up making himself look like a bigger dork than he actually is…… he’d try to make funny or smooth jokes or pickup lines but ends up saying the punchline first or messing up the line, but he’d still say it with confidence before he realizes his fucking mistake. meanwhile tweek just stands there thinking “jesus christ this loser makes me so fucking happy”
